Vint Takes a Stand - Talamasca Camp Undeterred and Unimpressed
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Vint has some new campaign posters out for immediate release this morning. I understand that her staff is hard at work plastering the walls of decaying telehubs, trolly stops and store fronts everywhere with this stuff.
She would like to pull on your heart strings. She would like you to think of the children, of our future as a virtual society.
- She has overlooked some critical points of interest:
- The teen grid is both figuratively and literally SL's future population. Think of the children? Think of the teen grid!
- Her second poster contains a young avatar sitting on her lap. The child's feet appear to be restrained by ground based shackles. Vint's campaign is promoting slavery of minors!
- Dolmere Talamasca has vowed to quiet all chatty prim babies on the grid.
Our future is a loud one if left to the Grid Democracy Party. Our future is filled with child labor and indentured servitude if things are left to Vint.
Remember: "how we treat our children now, determines our future."
Vote for quiet, safe and free children!
Vote for a continued segregation between adult and teen grids!
Vote for your right to lose your rights to the highest bidder!
Vote Talamasca!
[announcer's voice comes in - speaking insanely fast]
Thismessagebroughttoyouby"TalamascaÜberAlles,Inc.", acurrentlyprofitlessorganizationwhollyownedandoperatedby Dolmere Talamasca. Campaigncontributionsshouldbemadepayableto TalamascaÜberAlles,Inc., POBox411, TheMainGrid. Campaigncontributionsinexcessoftoday'sdraconianlimits shouldbemadepayabledirectlytoDolmereTalamasca.
Disclaimer:VintandDolmerelovechildren,andnotinthatotherway. VintandDolmeredonotendorsenortakepartintheenslavementofchildren. Therearenoelections. Goodmorning, Mr.Phelps. Yourmission,Jim, shouldyouchoosetoacceptit, istovoteforTalamasca. AsalwaysshouldanymemberofyourIMFforcebecaughtorkilledforcebecaughtorkilled, thesecretarywilldissavowallknoledgeofyouractions. Thismessagewillself-destructinfiveseconds. GoodluckJim.
(File under: Parody, Humor, Political, Rant, Vint and Children)